How To Get Old

You may have heard about this new craze called “aging.” Well, I’ve been practicing at it since before it was cool, and today I get to show off how good I’ve gotten. As of today, I have completed my fourth decade of surviving this weird planet we live on.

I assume this makes everything I say more credible. That’s one of the perks, right? That and the hair loss, which I assume will begin any minute.

Carry on.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s