Move Over, Pythagoras

Here at World Lexicography Headquarters, we generally prefer to stick to lexicography, and leave the other specialized sciences to the experts, but we know true brilliance when we see it. We now bring you the next revolutionary development in mathematics.

The Flaming Redhead, our Head of Munitions and Ordnance, gets the credit for spotting this important advancement. Behold: The Prime Number Shitting Bear! Apparently some guys in Finland did this, eclipsing all the prior culture of that great nation in a heartbeat. 

Naturally, I have submitted a memo to the Nobel Prize committee on their behalf. And another to the Daytime Emmys, because it’s more interesting than anything they’ve got.

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